Obesity Fight!: Shockingly hilarious TSA satire animation video released by Health Ranger

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Dear NaturalNews readers,

For starters, I know you're going to say I crossed the line with this satire video. But in all truth, I think the TSA has crossed the line by reaching down our pants, touching our children and strip-searching our grandmas.

It is with a sense of great comedic outrage that I have put together this utterly hilarious "TSA Help Wanted" satire animation video.

It's 3 minutes long and not appropriate for children. Warning: Graphic images! Do NOT watch this unless you have a sense of humor and you're outraged at the TSA's total violation of our Fourth Amendment rights.

Here's the official announcement:
http://www.naturalnews.com/034898_TSA_help_wanted_video.html

Here's the direct link to the video on TV.naturalnews.com:
http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=979D7B9F44BA6EAE0DF65B3DE6E4EE33

And here's the YouTube link, at least until they censor it:
http://youtu.be/NCTSzJDCzT8

Hey, what happens when you eat nothing but Chicken McNuggets for 15 years? Ask this girl who was rushed to the hospital (is this story for real?):
http://www.naturalnews.com/034897_Chicken_McNuggets_hospital_fast_food.html

Six states are currently pursuing legislation that would allow the ADA to monopolize nutritional consulting! Yeah, that's the group that accepts money from junk food companies, too:
http://www.naturalnews.com/034896_ADA_nutrition_monopoly.html

Want some good news? Check out the real story on oregano and antioxidants:
http://www.naturalnews.com/034895_oregano_antioxidants_herbs.html

And did you know that grape seed extract targets cancer cells?
http://www.naturalnews.com/034893_grape_seed_extract_cancer_cells_DNA.html

Girls are dying after Gardasil injections, and the medical community now says this is just "collateral damage." Oh really? Dead girls are OKAY with doctors?
http://www.naturalnews.com/034890_Gardasil_collateral_damage_fatalities.html

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